Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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