you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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