idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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