batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
The feeling are messing with the penis
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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