So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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