I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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