belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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