That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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