I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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