I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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