I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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