I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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