My sheets look like a crime scene.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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