Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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