Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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