And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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