I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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