I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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