belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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