I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I think weed is turning my hair brown
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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