Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
So here I am, sexting at work.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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