Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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