Duck Duck Cougar?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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