is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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