Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
she looked like the before picture.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
