My cat gives me a boner
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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