And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I know her cup size but not her name....
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