Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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