garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
so let's talk penis.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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