i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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