We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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