i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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