You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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