Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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