Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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