i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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