her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
