Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
operation have a gay friend backfired
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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