i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
