There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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