So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
she woke up with a sticky ear
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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