Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Randomize
