You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Ladies don't puke and tell
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
try to milk me bitch
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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