it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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