I wish I only lived at night.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Randomize
