She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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