first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
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