nut hugger
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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