HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
