I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
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